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classy-littlefuck:

my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..”

And his like “you’re a fucking little shit”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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